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The UTA Job List Is Now A Snarky Blog

I guess it was inevitable. (And, no, this is not the real UTA job list which is sent around by email.) Anyway, the blog is kinda funny. Enjoy!

By Nikki Finke on Wed, Oct 8th, 2008 at 03:14PM | Link | Email | |

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5 Comments »

that is too funny

Comment by Anonymous — October 8, 2008 @ 5:10 pm
Too funny, too true…

They forgot the “4th assistant job; were looking for a 3rd assistant but desperate UTA assistant grabbed it before passing the list around…”

Comment by Charlotte A. Cavatica — October 8, 2008 @ 10:08 pm
I think I’ve had every single one of those jobs in my 20 years in the business.

Comment by Bitter Old Man — October 9, 2008 @ 10:55 am
Genius. Most applicants on the real list hail from ivy league schools. I guess you can’t buy self respect…

Comment by B Material — October 9, 2008 @ 8:10 pm
love it

Comment by dba — October 22, 2008 @ 11:27 pm

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