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Oscar Hangover: Finke/LA Weekly Column

Oscar's got a hangover, says my latest LA Weekly column, and only a self-help step program’s gonna fix that. My advice to improve ratings includes: No more uncomfortable opening monologue, show us your tits instead! Create a mosh pit. Get rid of all the non-talent awards and sell that show to the Discovery Channel. Something rude about Angelina Jolie.

Posted by Nikki Finke on Wednesday, Mar 8th, 2006 at 07:36PM | Permalink |

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