I'm told Sony's Da Vinci Code will hit the magic $500 million mark worldwide later this week. To date, the religious thriller has racked up over $465 mil worldwide since opening a little more than a week ago, $320 mil of it from international. The foreign front was bolstered by huge holds in Europe and Japan. Belgium was down only 2% from its opening weekend, Holland just 9%, Germany 18%, Japan 19%, and France 30%. Before Da Vinci opened, Sony execs were praying for a $500 mil summer. Now, they're doing that boffo box office by the end of Week #2.

Jeez, the Sony corporate flacks are working overtime. But don't bother reading The New Yorker's just published profile of Sir Howard Stringer in the June 5th issue. Or The New York Times' profile of Sir Howard in Sunday's edition. Egads, haven't there already been enough puff jobs penned about this guy that we don't need two more? (If I have to read one more description of how diplomatic he is, I'll puke.)
At least the NYT doesn't contain the usual pages of pablum about Stringer's background at Oxford or at CBS. New Yorker writer Mark Singer seems so in love with the fact that he's birddogging Stringer that he fails to ask the hard questions. (Why does access always equal acceptance?) Sheesh, Stringer isn't even pushed to name names about who helped destroy Sony's once-upon-a-time technological lead in the marketplace: no talk, for instance, about longtime Sony Music honcho Tommy Mottola reputedly helping sabotage Sony's Ipod-like device that preceded Apple's gazillion-dollar goodie by two years. Neither is that in the NYT piece.
Interesting that the NYT didn't challenge Sir Howard's claim that "he recommended that Sony acquire rights to the book two years ago — well before it sold nearly 60 million copies globally." If that's the case, why didn't Sony buy the book earlier? Instead, John Calley (too sick to travel to Cannes for the premiere) personally went after it for Sony Pictures and clinched the deal in June 2003 -- well after the book had became a publishing phenomenon. Neither piece really pressures Stringer on what the world already knows is Sony's next tech debacle: the Blu-Ray digital-video disc player, aka Betamax Deux.
Instead, we get the relentlessly self-deprecating Stringer, who says stuff to The New Yorker like, "The last time I truly knew what I was doing was when I was producing the CBS Evening News because I felt in command of all aspects of the process." Or who is reluctant to talk to MBA candidates because "somebody might ask me a business question." I, for one, am sick of Stringer's self-effacement. So I'll take him at face value and tell him to get off the media blitz he's been on since Day One and let someone with real business knowledge and management skill take over Sony.
PALMARÈS DU 59e FESTIVAL DE CANNES – 59TH FESTIVAL DE CANNES AWARDS
May 17th - May 28th 2006
LONGS MÉ TRAGES/FEATURE FILMS
PALME D'OR: THE WIND THAT SHAKES THE BARLEY réalisé par Ken LOACH
GRAND PRIX: FLANDRES réalisé par Bruno DUMONT
PRIX DU SCÉNARIO/BEST SCREENPLAY: Pedro ALMODÓVAR pour VOLVER
PRIX DE LA MISE EN SCÈNE/BEST DIRECTOR:
Alejandro González IÑÁRRITU pour BABEL
PRIX D'INTERPRÉTATION MASCULINE/BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR: Jamel DEBBOUZE, Samy NACÉRI, Roschdy ZEM, Sami BOUAJILA, Bernard BLANCAN dans INDIGÈNES réalisé par Rachid BOUCHAREB
PRIX D'INTERPRÉTATION FÉMININE/BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS: Penélope CRUZ, Carmen MAURA, Lola DUEÑAS, Blanca PORTILLO, Yohana COBO, Chus LAMPREAVE dans VOLVER réalisé par Pedro ALMODÓVAR
PRIX DU JURY/JURY PRIZE: RED ROAD réalisé par Andrea ARNOLD
COURTS MÉTRAGES/SHORT FILMS
PALME D'OR: SNIFFER réalisé par Bobbie PEERS
PRIX DU JURY: PRIMERA NIEVE réalisé par Pablo AGUERO
MENTION SPÉCIALE: CONTE DE QUARTIER réalisé par Florence MIAILHE
PRIX UN CERTAIN REGARD – FONDATION GAN POUR LE CINÉMA: LUXURY CAR réalisé par WANG Chao
PRIX SPÉCIAL DU JURY UN CERTAIN REGARD: TEN CANOES réalisé par Rolf De HEER
PRIX D’INTERPRÉTATION UN CERTAIN REGARD: Dorotheea PETRE dans CUM MI-AM PETRECUT SFÂRSITUL LUMII réalisé par Catalin MITULESCU
PRIX D’INTERPRÉTATION UN CERTAIN REGARD: Don Angel TAVIRA dans EL VIOLÍN réalisé par Francisco VARGAS
PRIX DU PRESIDENT DU JURY UN CERTAIN REGARD: MEURTRIÈRES réalisé par Patrick GRANDPERRET
CAMÉRA D’OR
A FOST SAU N-A FOST réalisé par Corneliu PORUMBOIU présenté dans le cadre de la Quinzaine des Réalisateurs
CINÉFONDATION
PREMIER PRIX: GE & ZETA réalisé par Gustavo RIET
DEUXIÈME PRIX: MR. SCHWARTZ, MR. HAZEN & MR. HORLOCKER réalisé par Stefan MUELLER
TROISIÈME PRIX: EX-ÆQUO MOTHER réalisé par Siân HEDER; A VÍRUS réalisé par Ágnes KOCSIS
Le jury de la Commission Supérieure Technique de l’Image et du Son a décidé, à l’unanimité, de décerner le prix Vulcain de l’Artiste-Technicien à : Stephen MIRRIONE, pour son travail sur le montage de BABEL.

3rd Update: *So here's one for the record books! The superhero movie X-Men 3: The Last Stand had a superheroic gross of $120.1 million for the biggest opening ever for a U.S. Memorial Weekend. The comic book franchise also posted the 4th best three-day opening ever and second-biggest one-day gross ever on Friday. Needless to say, 20th Century Fox was super-delirious over the box office, which far exceeded their expectations for the holiday.*
2nd UPDATE: *X-Men 3 boasted the fourth biggest U.S. opening weekend of all time behind only Spider-Man, two Star Wars, and Shrek 2. But Da Vinci Code continued to surpass X-M3 overseas ($91 mil to $76 mil) and will hit the magic $500 million mark worldwide later this week. Domestically, the 20th Century Fox comic book movie grossed $107 million dollars, after earning an estimated $45.5 mil on Friday, $32 mil on Saturday and $29 mil on Sunday. Sony's religious thriller stayed steady, earning $10.2 mil for Friday, $12.4 mil Saturday and $10.8 mil Sunday, for a 3-day second-weekend-out total of $136 mil. To date, Da Vinci has racked up over $465 mil worldwide since opening a little more than a week ago, $320 mil of it from international. The foreign front was bolstered by huge holds in Europe and Japan. Belgium was down only 2% from its opening weekend, Holland just 9%, Germany 18%, Japan 19%, and France 30%. Before Da Vinci opened, Sony execs were praying for a $500 mil summer. Now, they're doing that boffo box office by the end of Week #2.*
1st UPDATE: *Saturday saw X-Men 3's U.S. box office take go down almost 30% from Friday to $31 million for a still very impressive $75.9 mil earned so far this Memorial Weekend. But Da Vinci Code's haul went up from Friday to Saturday's $12.4 million, earning an impressive $125 mil domestically in just 9 days out. Again, Sony's Da Vinci outshone 20th Century Fox's X-Men 3 internationally. Da Vinci fell just 40% overseas to a whopping $92 mil over its second weekend. In Japan, the film fell only 19%.*
20th Century Fox's X-Men 3 opened record-breaking big in U.S. markets, earning a staggering $44.1 million just on Friday making it the second highest opener of all time right behind Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith. But Sony's Da Vinci Code was bigger overseas even on its second weekend out. Though X-Men 3 was opening in 90% of foreign territories this weekend, I'm told all of Europe except the UK still belongs to Da Vinci where it remains No. 1 in Germany, Spain, Italy, France, Belgium, Austria, Holland and Switzerland. India finally received its legal certificate to release DVC and the film opened in first position in the market. In the U.S., Da Vinci earned a respectable $10.2 mil domestically on Friday, putting its total American take at $112.7 mil going into Saturday. Dreamworks / Paramount's Over the Hedge occupied the third U.S. spot, with a Friday take of $7.5 mil. Meanwhile, Tom Cruise's MI3 continues to bum out Paramount; it's only sqeaked by $100 mil domestically (even though it was doing better internationally until Da Vinci swamped it), not even what it cost to make.
The terms "fiscal responsibility" and "movie biz" rarely appear in the same sentence. That's why I'm thinking there might still be hope for Hollywood after reading Sharon Waxman's story in Friday's New York Times. It's all about how 20th Century Fox and Sony Pictures pulled the plug on the movie Used Guys because the budget had crept up to $112 million even though "millions of dollars were spent, sets were ready in Santa Fe, and all was on track for production to start next month on what seemed to be a can't-lose comedy from the reigning superstars Jim Carrey and Ben Stiller with Jay Roach of Austin Powers and Meet the Parents fame, as director." At that price, she reports, "Used Guys stood to be one of the most expensive original comedies ever made. And in an industry with crushing marketing costs and top-shelf stars taking a huge chunk of every ticket sale, the studio decided the math didn't add up, to the surprise of filmmakers who were on the verge of shooting."
But here's the meaty part: "The real problem, said executives at Fox and elsewhere, is the percentage of box office revenues that these stars now command. 'At an over-$100 million budget, the talent is making $60 million before the studio can recoup its costs,' said a senior Fox executive. 'The economics on it make no sense.' Mr. Roach and executives on the project noted that, to win the studio's green light, Mr. Roach and the stars of Used Guys had already sharply cut both their upfront fees and their expected participation in revenue. Even so, executives said, the compromise meant that the three principals would take 27 percent of the studio's gross box-office revenues." Congrats, moguls, for finally growing big swingin' cojones.
This seems a good time to repeat what I wrote last July in my LA Weekly column 12 Steps to Better Box Office: Make more and mostly comedies, but not costly comedies! "Let’s say I have a choice: I can make a $180 million movie based on a comic book, or I can make a $40 million original comedy. I say, no contest: Make the comedy. I don’t know about your life, but mine can always use a laugh that isn’t just based on a fart joke. Comedies are cheap to make, and hard to get right, but even the net-profit participants have been paid on Meet the Parents."
As everyone expected, that CBS vs Howard Stern lawsuit officially ended today. Now the clock's ticking: how long before Howard does a deal to get himself back on FM as well as Sirius satellite radio? God, how I miss him in Los Angeles. For seemingly forever, we’d heard about him here. Occasionally, we’d see him – that tall gawky guy with the Prince Valiant hair and the Prince of Darkness face, showing up as a guest on David Letterman (circa NBC’s Late Night) and proclaiming how he was the world’s best entertainer -- yet demonstrating no visible talent beyond self-love. But, most of all, those of us who lived outside of New York didn’t get Howard Stern: not on our radios, not as an iconic figure. Sure, we were curious to hear just how dirty and despicable his act supposedly was. But if Howard Stern was the Frank Zappa of modern radio, then Los Angeles was stuck with white-bread Michael Bublé in the form of KIIS-FM’s Rick Dees, Pirate Radio’s Scott Shannon and KLOS-FM’s Mark and Brian.
That is, until Howard came to town at KLSX-FM (97.1). I know exactly when I became a Howard addict: during the 1991 Clarence Thomas hearings when Anita Hill's testimony rocked Capitol Hill and beyond. I remember staying up until 3 a.m. the next Monday because I couldn't wait to hear Howard's take on it. From the moment his mike was turned on, Stern let loose; I even recall what he said, "Of COURSE, he did it. My God, LOOK at her. She's GORGEOUS!" He had summed up in a dozen words what it had taken TV analysts a million and more to spew. So look what we're stuck with now: Adam Carolla, that unwitty slow-talker who's not just a panderer but also a punishment to listeners in LA (and also KIFR-FM San Francisco, KPLN-FM San Diego, KZON-FM Phoenix, KUFO-FM Portland and KXTE-FM Las Vegas). We have ABC's lame late night talk-show host Jimmy Kimmel to damn for Carolla's presence: Mr. Smug is not just the show's creative consultant but he's also the "advisor" -- and I use that term loosely -- to develop new talent and show ideas for Infinity (and make guest appearances on Carolla's program). So I'm told that, as long as Kimmel's contract is ironclad, Carolla stays put. And that dickwad Ryan Seacrest at KIIS-FM racks up more of Howard's former free radio audience. Life sucks.

Today, Sofia Coppola's Marie Antoinette screened for the world press this morning and for the VIPs tonight at the Cannes Film Festival, then opened big in France today. (It doesn't open wide in the U.S. until the fall.) Frankly, I always thought the idea of debuting this film in the country that helped invent the class revolution -- with a plot that presents Miss Let-Them-Eat-Cake as Paris Hilton, only more sympathetic -- was crazy talk. (I, for one, found her Lost in Translation some of the more tedious hours of my life, so that's where I'm coming from.) So I've been especially curious to see the French reaction to it. After all, they're not as much in love with Sofia as America's film critics and indie hipsters, who all swoon over everything Sofia does. Example, her U.S. sycophants adore how she's set the trailer of this 18th century biopic to New Order's "Age of Consent" and juxtaposed period costumes, facilitated by Manolo Blahnik of Sex and the City fame, with Bow Wow Wow's "I Want Candy" and a cover of "Fools Rush In." Anyway, Marie was booed by audiences at the media screening, I'm told (and that's backed up by AP and AFP news services). The film had been expected to be a contender for this Sunday's Palme d'Or, but, c'mon, we all know that award is going to either Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu's Babel, or Pedro Almodovar's Volver.
At the VIP screening, a source gushed to me how Marie received a 10-minute standing ovation, and Almodovar made a point of wrapping his arms around Sofia and her father, Francis Ford Coppola. But the press screening was another story. Not only did it prompt snickering at times, I was told, but boos drowned out the very light applause at the end. Coppola initially was downcast about the catcalls, but it was her idea to show it first in France because the movie was made there, and even filmed at the Palace of Versailles in the actual locations where Marie's life unwound. Word to the wise, Sofia: stay away from any and all sharp objects.
Please, someone, anyone, stop them before they whore themselves yet again. CBS on June 14th will air AFI's latest b.s. list, this time the 100 "most inspiring" films. And, again, the "jury" composed of VIP moviemakers and movie critics and movie academics only got to pick from a short list of 300 films weighted heavily towards studio product, which isn't fair to deserving indies. Amistad, The Color Purple, 8 Mile, Erin Brockovich, Dead Man Walking, Rocky and The Karate Kid made the ballot, while Sidney Poitier, Denzel Washington and Gary Cooper each have seven movies on it. The final 100 will be counted down in a three-hour special for CBS entitled, 100 Years…100 Cheers: America's Most Inspiring Movies. This is the ninth such special between AFI and CBS, and it gets more embarrassing every time.
Here's my latest
column, The Passion of the Cash: Da Vinci Cannes the World, about how I've seen the future of Hollywood, and it is foreign, as demonstrated by the craptastic Da Vinci Code. This time, I'll tease you with the ending (and, by the way, if we can have a Gay Vito, why not a Gay Superman?):
"So what can we expect from the rest of the summer, here and foreign-wise? 20th’s X-Men 3 will fare well, though Brett Ratner’s violent, Hard-R direction was ridiculously given a PG-13 rating. Not even Universal thinks The Breakup is funny, despite Vince Vaughn’s best efforts. (Please, can we accept once and for all that Jennifer Aniston is a movie stiff?) Disney’s Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest is gonna kill both here and overseas. Warner Bros.’ Superman Returns, now a metrosexual in Metropolis, will bring more than respectable returns. Paramount's World Trade Center will be box-office challenged, despite Oliver Stone’s international luster, because of its 9/11 subject matter. And the anticipation is that M. Night Shyamalan’s Lady in the Water from Warner Bros. will drown, and, pity, not even near a topless beach in Cannes."

There was a surprise at the Cannes Film Festival screening of Al Gore's ecodoc An Inconvenient Truth. No, it wasn't the packed Salle Bunuel on the fifth floor of the Palais des Festivals giving Gore a standing ovation before and after the screening. ("In all my years of politics," Gore modestly told the crowd, "I've never had that long a standing ovation.") No, it wasn't how he was the model of self-deprecation. ("I never thought in a million years that my little slideshow would bring me to the red carpet in Cannes.") But I'm told the Hollywood crowd was stunned by the presence of past Paramount Pictures boss Sherry Lansing at the screening hosted her replacement, present Paramount Pictures boss Brad Grey. It was awkward.

Not that Sherry didn't have a right to be at Cannes; her husband, director Billy Friedkin, had the movie,
Bug, screening there. But why go to the Paramount event? After all, she didn't greenlight the picture: that bragging right belongs to Paramount Vantage topper John Lesher, who scooped it up at Sundance. And she wasn't a Gore insider. Sure, she gave to Gore during the 2000 race, but she was a John Kerry supporter during the 2004 contest. About the guy she casually calls "Johnny", Lansing told me back then, "I never supported anyone as early on as John. I agreed with his positions and I found that he’s a man of principle.” She didn’t waver even when Gore looked likely to run again, or Howard Dean became No. 1 in every poll, or Kerry’s candidacy looked DOA before the first primary vote had even been cast. Hollywood pals asked her to meet with frontrunner Dean. “No, I'm a 100% John Kerry supporter," she told them.

With the Iowa caucuses fast approaching, Lansing threw a Kerry fundraiser with her husband (whose own friendship with Kerry went back decades to when Friedkin dated Kerry’s first wife). Even with the added draw of singer Carole King, Sherry wasn’t sure she could fill her home. “I was really panicked,” she admitted. “Because at the time John was just polling 1%, and everyone was jumping ship.” When Kerry arrived at the party at the end of a long day of campaigning, he was inexplicably upbeat, telling her, “Everything’s going great. Dean’s going to implode, and we’re going to win this thing." His comments made an indelible impression on Lansing, and not just because they proved prophetic. “That’s when I knew he was going to win. To me, the mark of a true hero is how you handle it when things aren’t going well. I saw for myself why he should be president.” Alas, Kerry's campaign did not have a Hollywood ending.
Today, DHD passed 1,250,000 page views in 9 weeks of operation. And, this past weekend, DHD had a 24-hr traffic ranking of 2,590th among all Internet sites.

As I promised you, The New York Times has a new Pellicano scandal story, this time focusing on the Hollywood lawyers. Frankly, it's not even worth your time reading; it's all dated stuff, wrapped around an old premise. Without naming names, reporters David Halbfinger and Allison Hope Weiner claim that the fraternity of lawyers located in LA's Century City "are waking to a grim truth: The government believes they are the problem." The story confirms what I've heard for many months now: that the real object of the U.S. Attorney's Office isn't the rich, famous and powerful clients as much as it is their rich, famous and powerful attorneys. "It is only now becoming clear that powerful businesspeople and stars are just collateral damage in a hunt for the real target: what government lawyers see as corruption in a legal system that is suddenly being policed after decades of neglect," the journalists write. "Nothing like this assault on lawyers and the famous people they represent has happened before in Movieland, where studio walls and security departments were built to keep the outside world out."
Unfortunately the NYT story is long on commentary from academics, ex-prosecutors and even lawyers not involved in the scandal -- but short on new facts. There is this bland quote from George Cardona, the acting U.S. attorney for the Pellicano case: "To the extent that people in various positions have felt that they were immune from prosecution, hopefully, the case will send to those people the message that they're not immune, and if their conduct is uncovered, they will be prosecuted just like anybody else." But I might have had more respect for the article if it had at least examined the Pellicano prosecution in light of George W. Bush et al's widening judicial assault on litigators since we know the GOP has long targeted trial attorneys as Corporate Enemy No. 1 because they give so much campaign cash to Democrats. (I'm also surprised that the piece doesn't distinguish between different prosecutions: many of those ascribed to the feds were actually initiated by New York State Attorney General Elliot Spitzer.)
There's not even any more detail about the Pellicano prosecutor, Daniel Saunders, beyond what we already know. (See my Pellicano Prosecutor: Hollywood Wannabe!) Nor does the piece address what's already been reported: that the prosecutors may not be able to make a case against the capo de capo of Century City lawyers, Bert Fields. (See my Report: No Smoking Gun For Bert Fields) Meanwhile, my eyes glazed over at this lame nugget: "One consequence of the inquiry into lawyers has been frequent intrusion by FBI agents into the business of celebrities who may have had only marginal contact with Pellicano. Thus, Warren Beatty, the famously private actor-director, found himself being grilled by agents in July 2003 about his longtime lawyer, Fields, and assured the agents that he and Fields 'would often laugh about' the private eye, but never discussed wiretapping, government evidence reviewed by The New York Times shows." That's all, one Warren anecdote.
The NYT article excuses what now seems to be a long lull in the prosecution's pursuit of the Pellicano scandal; after all, the judge and everyone else was told by the U.S. Attorney's Office to expect more indictments back in April. Never happened. "But hidden from public view, a ferocious battle is being waged between a growing phalanx of defense lawyers, many of them defending other lawyers, and Daniel A. Saunders, a fiery assistant U.S. attorney who has been overseeing the case for nearly four years ... Defense lawyers are fighting not only to keep their clients from being charged but also, in some cases, to keep their names from even surfacing." The piece says some of the best Los Angeles lawyers are "avoiding taking clients now, betting that more indictments are coming and will land even bigger fish. Any further indictments are almost certain to take aim at the lawyers... If Saunders ultimately prevails, Century City is in for some serious pain."
That's it. Go about your business. Nothing new to see here.
Previous: Pellicano: Brad Asks to Stay Bo's Lawsuit, More Legal Heat On NYT Pellicano Pair, Report: No Smoking Gun For Bert Fields, NYT's New Pellicano Blockbuster Exposes Brad Grey and Mike Ovitz, Pellicano Probed? H'wood Attorney Patty Glaser Says "Absolutely Not", Rats Desert Sinking Ship, um, Law Firm

In an interview published today with Advertising Age's Simon Dumenco, ex-New York Post Page Six reporter Ian Spiegelman claims exactly what we all suspected about the paper's parent company run by Rupert Murdoch ever since Dubya's ill-fated Iraq invasion: "News Corp's enemies were the usual bunch: Anyone who thought the war in Iraq might not be the best of all possible adventures to pursue, especially if they lived in Hollywood." [Murdoch, of course, owns 20th Century Fox and Fox Broadcasting.]
Spiegelman, who's hawking a new novel, also has more to say about which Murdoch-mandated friends Page Six was expected to flatter: "The People's Republic of China. One time I was looking into an item about a Chinese diplomat and a strip club when word came from somewhere up above that China had carte blanche. The message I got was more or less, 'If you mention Chinese, you'd better be ordering lunch.' [Murdoch's infotainment company, of course, does lotsa biz there.] Also, Nicole Kidman. Someone in the hive-mind thinks she's a personal friend, so you couldn't write a word against her. At least that was true for a good part of my duration." [Kidman, of course, is Murdoch's Australian compatriot.]
I'm told it's absolutely true that Sony bought the rights to the Robert Langdon character. Not only is Harvard symbologist Langdon the protaganist in Dan Brown's already written novel, "Angels and Demons," but I know Langdon is also featured in a new book Brown is penning as we speak that takes off where Da Vinci Code leaves off. So that means Sony has the immediate prospect of not only one but two sequels. Wow, this town is really, really, gonna hate that studio now. (Just remember, Sony had that big bomb Bewitched last summer. They were due.) Screenwriter Akiva Goldsman, who penned DVC, has already been hired for A&D. "Angels and Demons" is Brown's other published book to feature Langdon: crammed with Vatican intrigue and high-tech drama, it thrusts Langdon together with an ancient and shadowy secret brotherhood, the Illuminati, the most powerful underground organization ever to walk the earth. Their enemy is the Catholic Church and they're detemined to carry out the final phase of a legendary vendetta against it. There's a frantic quest through sealed crypts, dangerous catacombs, deserted cathedrals and a most secret vault to find the world's most powerful energy source (which I'm told is a bomb; I haven't read the book myself). The heroine is a beautiful Italian physicist whose father, a brilliant physicist, has been murdered. I'm told it's better than DVC.
No word yet on the plot of the book Brown is writing now. (Though rumor has it set in Washington D.C., about Freemasons, tentatively titled The Solomon Key. But the supposed plot makes it sound similar to 2004's pic, National Treasure). The author himself says this on his website: "Because my novels are so research-intensive, they take a couple of years to write. My next novel will be another Robert Langdon adventure (picking up, in fact, where The Da Vinci Code left off). Currently, there is no release date scheduled because the book is not yet near completion."
UPDATE: My latest
column, The Passion of the Cash, is all about how I've seen the future of Hollywood, and it is foreign, as demonstrated by the craptastic Da Vinci Code.
Final May 19-21 numbers have come in for The Da Vinci Code: a $231.8 million worldwide opening, making it the 2nd biggest ever -- $154.7 mil international, $77.1 mil domestic. Sony is telling me it was #1 in every territory it opened. I'm frankly flabbergasted that mainstream papers such as The New York Times treated this like an afterthought in its pages today since phenomenons don't happen everyday in the movie biz. There's not even much talk about it in Hollywood today. Guess it's symptomatic of what we already know: this town really hates good things to happen to anyone except themselves. This should make Hollywood denizens happy: News reports say bootleg DVDs of The Da Vinci Code were on sale for 5 yuan ($.60) all over Shanghai today, but the camera work on the pirated copies was so horrendous it showed people walking in front of the cinema screen and had sounds of someone drinking a soda. Meanwhile, on Monday night, Jay Leno wisecracked that The Da Vinci Code's new nickname was "The Passion of the Cash."
Previous: EXCLUSIVE: Da Vinci Code Is 2nd Biggest Opening Weekend Of All Time Worldwide With $224 Million; No. 1 International Opening Weekend with $147 Mil; $77 Mil U.S. Opening Weekend; Sony Execs Attribute Huge Success To Teen Moviegoers Globally
This is why I love covering showbiz...You can take Iraqi War documentarian Pat Dollard out of Hollywood. But you can't take Hollywood out of the former agent/manager. Over the weekend, I emailed him the opening numbers on
Da Vinci Code because, "Hey, you may be witnessing horrific war, but you'll always want to know box office." To which he responded, after thanking me, "Fuckin 'a'."

For the latest on the Dollard Watch, including the newest gory photo from his Iraqi sojourn, see today's
Hollywood Interrupted posting. Sharon Waxman, Hollywood correspondent of
The New York Times, recently wrote about Dollard's Iraqi odyssey for the paper of record, and clearly Dollard wasn't thrilled with it. (Neither was webmaster Mark Ebner.) Meanwhile,
Generation Kill author and freelance journalist Evan Wright has been working for months on a Dollard profile for
Vanity Fair. Interestingly enough, Waxman wrote about Wright for the
NYT when his book came out. I'm still waiting to hear where and when Dollard's documentary will air. According to Waxman, HBO already nixed it. Speaking of HBO, it debuted
Baghdad E.R. last night in the coveted
Entourage time slot before
The Sopranos. Powerful
stuff.
Per my April 30th info: Los Angeles Times staffer Michael Hiltzik today is back in the paper on the sports beat (with investigative pieces to follow) after the brass determined he violated its ethics rules, stripped him of both his blog and his Golden State column, and suspended him for a bit.
Previous: Suspended LAT Columnist to Probe Sports
LATEST SUNDAY AM UPDATE: Sony Pictures told me exclusively this morning that Da Vinci Code earned $224 million worldwide, making it the second biggest opening weekend of all time worldwide. (The only movie that did better was Star Wars 3, the last of the prequels, with $254 mil). That DVC figure broke down to $147 mil internationally, and $77 mil domestically. The studio told me that the film is the No. 1 all-time opening weekend internationally. DVC was #1 in predominantly Catholic countries Italy and Spain, and #1 or #2 in every South American territory. Sony execs explained to me that the reason for the huge success is that "young people" including teens were going to see the film worldwide as well as adults. But all audience segments were doing well, even infrequent filmgoers. "We are absolutely thrilled with the worldwide opening of this movie and it’s a true international event," the chairman of Sony Pictures Entertainment's Motion Picture Group, Amy Pascal, told me Sunday morning. "And we got some very good reviews. Mainstream critics liked the the movie all over the world; it just wasn’t all negative." According to Box Office Mojo, DVC ranked #13 on the all-time U.S. opening weekend, behind Mel Gibson's The Passion of the Christ. But, internationally, DVC swamped Passion. Interestingly, domestically, DVC dipped slightly on Saturday compared to Friday, $27 mil compared to $29 mil, and Sunday's haul was projected at $20 mil. Meanwhile, U.S. box office was strong overall: Dreamworks/Paramount's Over the Hedge took in $37 mil for the opening weekend, which wasn't far behind Dreamworks' last big cartoon hit, Madagascar, which had a 2005 opening of $47 mil from 4,131 theaters, but that was over Memorial Day weekend.
For more breaking B.O. news, see: UPDATED: First B.O. Reports on Da Vinci Code
Tonight, DHD passed 1,000,000 page views in 9 weeks of operation.


The first 20 minutes of Dreamworks/Paramount's
Dreamgirls starring Beyoncé Knowles and Jamie Foxx screened at the Cannes Film Festival tonight and received big applause from the media, distributors and VIPs inside the Martinez Hotel. Dreamworks' David Geffen, Viacom's Tom Freston, Paramount Pictures' Brad Grey and Gail Berman were all spotted inside the screening. Almost as big a reaction, but not quite, as the reception for
Volver, the latest from director Pedro Almodovar, starring Penelope Cruz, which scored big,
big applause. People are saying it's his best.

8th UPDATE (Wednesday): My latest
column, The Passion of the Cash, is all about how I've seen the future of Hollywood, and it is foreign, as demonstrated by the craptastic Da Vinci Code.
7th Update (Sunday): Sony Pictures told me exclusively this morning that Da Vinci Code earned $224 million worldwide, making it the second biggest opening weekend of all time worldwide. (The only movie that did better was Star Wars 3, the last of the prequels, with $254 mil). That DVC figure broke down to $147 mil internationally, and $77 mil domestically. The studio told me that the film is the No. 1 all-time opening weekend internationally. DVC was #1 in predominantly Catholic countries Italy and Spain, and #1 or #2 in every South American territory. Sony execs explained to me that the reason for the huge success is that "young people" including teens were going to see the film worldwide as well as adults. But all audience segments were doing well, even infrequent filmgoers. "We are absolutely thrilled with the worldwide opening of this movie and it’s a true international event," the chairman of Sony Pictures Entertainment's Motion Picture Group, Amy Pascal, told me Sunday morning. "And we got some very good reviews. Mainstream critics liked the the movie all over the world; it just wasn’t all negative." According to Box Office Mojo, DVC ranked #13 on the all-time U.S. opening weekend, behind Mel Gibson's The Passion of the Christ. But, internationally, DVC swamped Passion. Interestingly, domestically, DVC dipped slightly on Saturday compared to Friday, $27 mil compared to $29 mil, and Sunday's haul was projected at $20 mil. Meanwhile, U.S. box office was strong overall: Dreamworks/Paramount's Over the Hedge took in $37 mil for the opening weekend, which wasn't far behind Dreamworks' last big cartoon hit, Madagascar, which had a 2005 opening of $47 mil from 4,131 theaters, but that was over Memorial Day weekend.
6th Update (Sunday): Da Vinci Code has Japan's 5th biggest opening day ever on Saturday behind only the three Harry Potters and Howl's Moving Castle (the anime film directed by Hayao Miyazaki). DVC opened there ahead of the Star Wars prequels, Spiderman, Narnia, etc.
5th Update (Saturday): *Box Office Mojo is calling Da Vinci Code's Friday opening the 12th best opening day gross on its all-time box office list, 32nd best single day gross (that ranking should move higher after Saturday's take is calculated).*
4th Update (Saturday): *I've learned Da Vinci Code "earned just under $30 million" for Friday U.S. box office. That number smashes Sony estimates for the pic's domestic gross. Foreign box office reports continue to soar. Meanwhile, I'm told rival studios are predicting Da Vinci Code's domestic weekend take will approach $80 million. On Saturday morning, Box Office Mojo reported Friday's DVC haul at $29.5 mil. Meanwhile, reports say the Rev. Robert A. Schuller, pastor of Southern California's Crystal Cathedral and host of TV's weekly Hour of Power program, went to a screening and is publicly recommending DVC. "As long as people talk about The Da Vinci Code, they'll discover the divinity code of who Jesus Christ is," Schuller told reporters. The No. 2 movie, Dreamworks/ Paramount's Over the Hedge, took in $10.9 mil domestically Friday. That's below Dreamworks' previous cartoon hit, Madagascar.*
3rd Update (Saturday): *First U.S. numbers: I'm told Regal Union Square in Manhattan was virtually sold out Friday, with returns of more than $56,000. Here are more anecdotes I've learned: Da Vinci Code earned 2 million euros ($2.6 million) on its opening night in Italy, nearly double the take of Italy's previous top film, Oscar-winner Roberto Benigni's Life is Beautiful. Italian news agencies reported record lines at theatres around the country for the film. To see Da Vinci Code at the Toho Cinema Roppongi in Tokyo, Japan, moviegoers have to wait for the Sunday 3 a.m. show, because everything else is sold out. The widest Hollywood release ever in China, the pic is having one of the biggest opening day box office returns for a non-Chinese film. In Taiwan, a typhoon was expected to hit, but changed course at the last minute: the result was a very strong Friday opening.*
2ND UPDATE (Saturday): *I'm told Friday U.S. box office "very strong" for Da Vinci Code and early estimates of $60 mil by the studio for the domestic gross "too low."*
UPDATE (Friday): *Predominantly Catholic countries like Italy and Mexico close to breaking box office records. In Italy, Da Vinci Code seeing huge grosses, and, based on an exit poll there, 75 percent thumbs up, 15 percent neutral, and 10 percent not liking.*
I'm told Sony/Imagine's The Da Vinci Code did "huge business" in Australia and New Zealand today (remember, they're 24 hours ahead), "pretty much smash openings" across the board in every foreign territory it opened so far, "incredibly well" in parts of Europe except France, where there was a major soccer match on Day #1 but the box office bounced back on Day #2. Britain's Sky News has been reporting good reaction from people coming out of screenings there. Same thing happened around the U.S.: for instance, TV news reports in Portland, Ore, and Miami Beach, Fla., are featuring quickie interviews with just-out-of-screening moviegoers and they're loving it. (Do film critics matter any more?) Early reports say the matinees out of New York City were "giant-sized." I've learned that Sony execs are "very happy." As for the rotten reviews, I hear the Sony suits are taking the attitude that the critics are out of touch with the public and counting on Da Vinci Code to be reviewer-proof. After all, this movie is based on a book that sold 40+ million copies; flick qualifies for the "phenomenon" category, good or bad.
Meanwhile, I'm told that early reports show the other movie opening this weekend, Dreamworks/Paramount's Over the Hedge, may only tally half as many receipts as Dreamworks' last big cartoon hit, Madagascar (which had a 2005 opening of $47 mil from 4,131 theaters, but it was Memorial Day weekend). That means Sony's counter-programming worries will be allayed.
BoxOfficeMojo.com today is predicting a $70 mil domestic opening weekend on 3,735 theaters. Remember that on May 14th, before the reviews came in, I told you that Sony was looking for a $60 million-$70 million weekend from about 3,600 theaters, and expected the first 11 days including Memorial Weekend to gross $125 million from U.S. moviegoers. The studio figured to end the summer with an overall worldwide haul of $500 million. (I'd also heard about advance sell-outs in predominantly Catholic countries like Italy, Mexico and Spain. I'd also learned that worrying Sony was this: since The Da Vinci Code is primarily an adult movie, some of those adults may be siphoned off not by falling MI3, or flailing Poseidon but by Paramount/Dreamworks' counter-programming of its big animated flick Over the Hedge. (BoxOfficeMojo.com predicts a first haul of $35.5 for Hedge in 4,059 theaters.) Plus, 20th Century Fox's X-Men 3 opens over Memorial Weekend, and that's a proven date night franchise.
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I've just been told Les Moonves blinked after The CW's anemic upfront presentation today and finally made a deal to bring back the highest-rated sitcom on The WB. But Reba won't air until CW's 2007 midseason schedule. You may remember that, back on April 30th, I wrote that Les had manhandled 20th Century Fox's show. I was told 20th was shocked to hear the CW didn't want the sitcom even though, last year, Reba was picked up by the WB for two years. When news broke about the WB/UPN merging to form CW, Reba's executive producers informed the cast and crew that Moonves had sent word that he expected the new netlet would honor that deal. So the series' shooting ended on March 14th with everyone expecting to be back in the fall. Then, in mid-April, the CW execs told 20th they wanted out of the WB deal -- the reason being that Moonves didn't think the show attracted "the desired demographic" the new network wants tuning in. (Translation: no Country-Western yahoos.) Fox said no way, and reneging on that WB deal was going to cost the new CW a mint. At the time, some people believed this might be a negotiating ploy by Moonves to lower Reba's license fee and other costs. But the cast was devastated, and the crew had been told to grab any other work that's offered. What I hear happened is that even after The CW told advertisers today it was only targeting the 18-to-34 demographic, the netlet clinched the deal for Reba, starring the 51-year-old singer/actress. Meanwhile, Reba McEntire hosts the Academy of Country Music Awards live on CW-partner CBS May 23rd.
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Yes, Paramount is showing 20 minutes of the film at the Cannes Film Festival. But you don't have to be near the Croisette: I just saw Extra's exclusive and shorter preview tonight for Oliver Stone's World Trade Center which opens wide on August 9th. I'm not much of a Stone fan because so many of his more recent movies have generally stunk. But I must say this preview was incredibly moving. I had tears in my eyes. Will there be more natural storytelling, more realistic characters and more subtle direction than Stone usually gives the public? Again, it's only a preview, so who knows. But hopefully, Paramount's kept him more reined in than Warner's was able to do on recent flicks where Stone's particular agendas were shoved down our throats (i.e. Gay Alexander). Question is, do I want to see this movie? Well, a lot more than I did before I saw the preview, but that's not saying much: this will still be a box office-challenged pic. Not just because Stone has lost his directorial luster, not just because star Nic Cage has failed to connect with audiences for years now, but because of the 9/11 subject matter. After all, Universal's United 93 was a critical success but only made $26.5 mil since it opened April 28, and cost only $15 mil. Stone's movie, obvious even from this preview, looks like a full-frills big budget studio blowout, and I can't imagine it's going to be able to earn back.
Given that after tonight's season finale, Will & Grace goes off the air (though it will live on, in syndication), I thought I'd look back a bit. I was in the audience at Radio City Music Hall the day at the upfronts when NBC proudly put the show on its 1998-1999 primetime schedule. Like everyone else, I diligently read through the program NBC handed out on the way in: it said Will & Grace was a sitcom about two best friends. And the network took the unusual step of showing a long, long, long, portion of the pilot (in fact, it sure seemed like it was the entire pilot). Will was smart, Grace was perky, and Jack clearly was the comic foil written so gay that he was downright festive. But I kept thinking as I watched, hmm, something's weird. It seemed a pretty lightweight premise to just have two friends with a gay pal and a lush assistant. It was only when I walked out of the presentation and went to the NBC after-party that I learned that Jack wasn't the only gay character. I remember exactly how I felt at the time: incredibly pissed at NBC suits that they didn't have the courage of their convictions and felt they had to hide Will's homosexuality from advertisers out of fear that Home Depot or Colgate-Palmolive might get upset. It was such a noxious notion, and so antiquated -- like we were back in the days when Jews weren't hired by the TV networks because all the advertising agencies were run by WASPs. Let me tell you, I never for a moment dreamed that things would get worse, not better, for gays in this country. Because Will & Grace goes off the air on the same day that the U.S. Senate Judiciary Committee advanced a constitutional ban on same-sex marriage. I often wonder why gays don't stay off their jobs for a solid week just to remind the wedge-politics hacks in the White House and Congress and State Houses that homosexuals are an integrated and integral part of America's population and deserve the same civil rights as straights.